... of being Senior Missionaries at the Provo MTC:
Preferred seating at the devotionals.
Young Sisters and Elders hold doors for you
And welcome you to the MTC
And let you cut in front of them in the food line
(although no one has been brave enough to come between a hungry elder and his dinner)
And they take your food tray when you're done.
Everyone here keeps reminding us to
Pace ourselves
And to stay hydrated
And to take it easy.